Tweets from 2010-07-30
- @drjon I always took it to be related to the old saying about not being able to see something because your head is shoved up your own ass. in reply to drjon #
- @Senshuu Because taste and quality weren't doing it? #ratherhavesubway in reply to Senshuu #
- You remember when putting something in quotes used to mean something when searching in google? I miss that. #
- @RyanKHudson Well, it still hypothetically means something – just not what it's supposed to mean. in reply to RyanKHudson #
- @RyanKHudson If I told google to search for "monkey prostitution" a few years ago, it would've only brought up results with those words. in reply to RyanKHudson #
- @RyanKHudson And not just those words – in that order, as I'm looking for them. Great for quotes or looking up obscure things. #
- @nihiofkdi So in other words, always wear a raincoat? in reply to nihiofkdi #
- @callouscomics There's caps in place to prevent spambots from abusing mass follow programs. in reply to callouscomics #
- @nihiofkdi There should be a fatwa against declaring insane fatwas. in reply to nihiofkdi #
- @Alotron The second one's closer. Hi per bow lee. If it helps, you probably know how to pronounce hyperbolic. It's like that, but not. in reply to Alotron #
- @dannyson1 Your keen prescience? in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 I personally hope the tea party asshats split the vote on both sides and the entire process falls apart. in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat." – George Carlin in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 But the Republicans are seriously divided… possibly for the first time in several decades. in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 The incumbents (who have power and influence) don't want to lose said power or influence, and will cut break lines to ensure it. in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 But a lot of the Republican populace is listening to Fox News, which has started telling its own narrative instead of the party's in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 I figure if Palin isn't nominated as the candidate, she'll declare herself a third party candidate. Then it's apocalypse time. in reply to dannyson1 #
- @dannyson1 I don't think we have to worry much about Palin as President – she'll quit in three months to start running for Pope. in reply to dannyson1 #
- I just got rid of a loooooot of people from my Twitter follow list. Now it's all nice and clean. Yay. #
- I feel like a douche saying I unfollow if people don't follow me back – but a lot of the time I do – unless they're interesting. #
- I generally don't follow people to get them to follow me back – but if someone follows me, then I follow them back, then they unfollow me… #
- @JIGreco Did they ever put a new theatre in Kenwood Town Centre? Or is it completely a ghost town inside now? in reply to JIGreco #
- @fesworks I'll do it. What's a drupal? in reply to fesworks #
- @fesworks It was mostly meant as a joke. But seriously, I need to find an excuse to get back on the Beacon one of these days. in reply to fesworks #
- I'm a geek as much as the next 30-something with 300+ giant robots to his name… but I'm officially sick of hearing about Comic-Con #
- @defectivecandy Check out AoD. I left something there for you. in reply to defectivecandy #
- @TonicBH I'm the same way, minus the "bother to finish them" part. I don't like beating games. I usually play to like… 95% then quit. in reply to TonicBH #
- Here's a neat idea for a story I'll never get around to writing – a man and a woman dated back in their late teens, but it didn't work out. #
- 20-some years later, they meet again, each dealing with a world of personal issues – deeply in debt, health problems, bad marriages, etc. #
- They go out drinking, which leads to them kissing… and they discover kissing takes them back in time to their first kiss as teens. #
- The two, who have a love/hate relationship already, have full memories of their lives before the reset, but are now back in time 20 years. #
- And it's not just that once – any time they kiss, they reset – like they have some sort of cosmic savepoint. #
- @borkedplanet Is it related to my beloved Plants Vs Zombies? in reply to borkedplanet #
- @drjon Having fishsticks, are we? in reply to drjon #
- I just realized – The US and Canada are like a guy and girl who've been roommates for 5 years but aren't "a couple". #
- We really like each other, we share a lot of border, we generally do everything together… but we're still not actually having sex yet. #
- "We'd never force ourselves on them" the US says, in defense of their neutral standing. "It has to be Canada's choice." #
- Meanwhile Canada is still waiting for someone… anyone… to help it move the rest of it's stuff out of the Queen's basement. #
- @Vertigo_X I know, I know, we're getting around to it. As soon as f'ing Iraq returns our pickup truck, ok? Promise. in reply to Vertigo_X #
- @nihiofkdi Whereas being part of the United States would provide them with AWESOME. And lasers. We will give you lasers. in reply to nihiofkdi #
- @nihiofkdi And the queen can still stay whenever she comes over. We'll get one of those sleeper couches and put it in Maine. in reply to nihiofkdi #
- @nihiofkdi Mexico was already holding, all we asked them to do was see if they could score for us too. in reply to nihiofkdi #
- @zoejrobinson On the scale of empires, we're not *that* old… we haven't lived the healthiest lifestyle, but our hair's not even graying. in reply to zoejrobinson #
- @Vertigo_X But do you have any idea how much money that truck cost? We haven't even finished paying China back for it yet. in reply to Vertigo_X #
- I wonder if we could offer China some sort of trade. They get rid of some of our debt, we take some of those extra babies off their hands. #
- We'd be humanitarians practicing biodiversity… and building ourselves an all-girl anti-China asskicking army in the process. #
- @zoejrobinson The red sports car was a legitimate business expense…and we were holding those Viagra for a friend of ours. Don't judge me. in reply to zoejrobinson #
- Do you crush or annihilate your enemies? — I generally only annihilate if I've got a particle accelerator and an a… http://4ms.me/9jomZg #
- RT @ErrantStory: For those who missed it, new Chapter 46 post: http://www.errantstory.com/2010-07-26/4892 #
- AoD sets it's sights on a new target… Jersey Shore! http://trunc.it/9tmit Kindly RT if you feel so moved. #
- I have decided… if SpiderForest accepts my application, I'm leaving AoD as is. If not, I'm splitting Apple Valley into it's own comic. #
- RT @JIGreco: New Arkham Polytech! Buzzed http://goo.gl/fb/VKkTU #
- A new slogan for AoD: "The Apple of Discord: A Metafictional Construct… Made by the Lowest Bidder" #
- RT @shbomb: New Sakana update: Page 25 http://goo.gl/fb/8kE85 #
- AoD sets it's sights on a new target… Jersey Shore! http://trunc.it/9tmit
RT and I'll be your bestest friend forever*. # - *actual length of time may vary, "bestest friend" status does not denote or confer any special privlages, offer void in Rhode Island. #
- RT @JGrayWebcomic: Our daily run ends in death. New Mysteries of the Arcana. http://bit.ly/b2Xoo7 #
- @jellybeansniper Yeah, I even had a site on Keenspace… back in the dawn of webcomics. #youkidsgetoffamylawn in reply to jellybeansniper #
- I added my own caricature to this week's #tuesdaysketch – http://bit.ly/8XZqx5 for flickr or http://bit.ly/bGqHUF for AoD. #
- @fesworks That was me, but it was mostly a joke – I was bemoaning the fact that I didn't have a good reason to be on the Beacon. in reply to fesworks #
- As much as I am a fan of Comicpress and a supporter of the people who make it… StripShow's AutoComic feature is f'ing AWESOME. #
- @Frumph It lets you use Stripshow as an actual plugin to an existing theme instead of as a seperate theme all of it's own. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph All you have to do is identify what class or ID you want the comic to appear after in each post and it automagically inserts it. in reply to Frumph #
- @defectivecandy How goes it? I'm really sorry I couldn't make it this year… maybe next year. Also, how went your birthday? in reply to defectivecandy #
- @Frumph This method doesn't give the full integration of Comicpress, but it's nice if you're bad at coding and wanna use a pre-made theme. in reply to Frumph #
- To any and all Harry Potter fans – I'm sorry, but your fandom has been safe too long. http://trunc.it/9zmct #
- @RyanKHudson You should do a comic about two guys playing video games and making wry comments about things. in reply to RyanKHudson #
- @RyanKHudson BUT IN SPACE. in reply to RyanKHudson #
- So if I do split AoD into two seperate comics… what do I call the new one? #
- @Frumph I have an idea for a future comicpress thing you could do that would help a lot of people out and that maybe you could charge for. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph A variant of the default theme that has additional placeholder graphics already built into it so it just needs customized. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph Like top and bottom images for sidebar elements, and for the sidebar itself, and graphical borders for the comic space. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph Oh, well, there you go then. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph Would these be for a cost? Maybe you could get them to take on the Rifftrax model of distribution. in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph The main Rifftrax guys still make the official Rifftraxes, but they also have a thing called iRiff where you can upload your own in reply to Frumph #
- @Frumph You can set your price for whatever, and Rifftrax takes a chunk of the payment for hosting the files in return. in reply to Frumph #
- For those of you just joining us this AM, AoD is back to basics – today, a shot or three at Harry Potter. http://trunc.it/9zmct #
- @RyanKHudson Wanna see painful? Check out the difference between the two comics listed here – http://www.theappleofdiscord.com/tag/potter/ in reply to RyanKHudson #
- I believe I am going to have to break out the "Emergency Backup Panda". #
- RT @JIGreco: Drunken horses and bad ideas. New Arkham Polytech. http://bit.ly/9245LT #webcomic #webcomics #cthulhu #
- Sorry, Harry Potter fans – AoD has left your fandom alone for too long. Todays' comic is just the beginning – http://trunc.it/9zmct #
- @Vertigo_X Yes – and I plan on doing something (not sure what) to sucker people into voting for me. Mwahahaha. in reply to Vertigo_X #
- RT @JGrayWebcomic: Fetal position. Mysteries of the Arcana! http://mysteriesofthearcana.com/index.php?action=comics&cid=213 #lgbt #webcomic #
- @KarlKleese Thank you kindly for the RT earlier. 'tis much appreciated. #
- I think… I think I'm going to cry. I can't believe there are this many stupid people in the world, and they all called my work tonight. #
- RT @JIGreco: New Arkham Polytech! Fur http://goo.gl/fb/zDrt8 #
- For those of you just joining us this morning, I present… Therapist Session of The Super Friends http://bit.ly/c71Za7 #
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